Just when you thought wine-mulled toilet roll marked peakalong come Christmas-themed vajazzles and we must admit, they've got us in a bit of a flap. If you've ever wanted to deck the halls with boughs of female genitalia, well now you can thanks to one creative Etsy designer. Enter: Suzanne McAleenan.
Each vagina is handmade, for that personal touch we all love, and features a cute little jingle bell. Because no vulva is complete without a bell. The site's description reads: "Poofy outer labia are gently shaped, folded, and sewn by hand onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping, multi-dimensional look.
You might have heard that Halloween Christmas Trees are apparently all the rage this year. But unless you're living in a Tim Burton movie, you don't really need to be mixing the spooky scary vibes with warm and cozy ones. Vagina ornaments, or "vaginaments," on the other hand, are a trend you can celebrate all year long.
The handmade vulva balls, crafted out of felt, even feature a jingle-jangling Christmas bell for the clitoris - which you can flick for optimal festive delight. Christmas comes just once a year - so what better excuse is there for hanging out your vagina baubles? To be specific, the must-have decoration to every Christmas tree this year are these handmade vulva baubles, crafted out of felt. Sold by Feltmelonsthey are all handcrafted, stuffed in wool-blend felt and the folds are lovingly embroidered to give a multi-dimensional effect.
Leah and Freddy are joined by Guardian US data editor Mona Chalabi to talk about all things vulva related, for a festive, slightly-tipsy, end-of-year double bill. Mona produced and presented the online video series The Vagina Dispatches, and she joins our hosts to delve deeper into everything she learned. How to listen to podcasts: everything you need to know.
Oh hurrah! Not only are vagina baubles a real thing, but vagina baubles with clitoris bells are a real thing. Etsy is pretty much heaving with these baubles proving that a people really love making vaginas and b people like buying them too.
If you still have the words "grab them by the pussy" ringing in your ears all election season long, then go ahead and drown them out with the ringing of the jingle bells on these vagina-shaped Christmas ornaments on Etsy. Because as eternal as this garbage fire election may seem, the truth is, it will all be over in two weeks — just in time for everyone to remember that we have been so busy preparing for the apocalypse that we totally forgot about all that holiday shopping we usually do when we're not too busy crying into our breakfast cereal when we read the morning news. The vagina ornments, or Vaginaments, are the creations of Suzanne McAleenanan Ontario-based Etsy creator who is fighting the vagina taboo, one adorable felt vag at a time.
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If you want to spice up your Christmas a bit, why not buy yourself a very tasteful looking felt vagina Christmas tree decoration. Have you ever looked at your tree and despaired because it just looks like everyone else's and when you've tried to mix it up a bit nothing quite does the job? Well, we have a feeling these decorations will definitely get your Christmas dinner guests talking and take your tree decoration to a level you never thought it would reach.